Hello from San Diego California!
Our blog is brand new and will be growing as we put this together. We have a lot in store for you.
Our writers may be breathing methylene chloride from time to time, so please stay tuned!
Billy K.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Welcome to Hyenas Sports Corner
Our blog is brand new and will be growing as we put this together. We have a lot in store for you.
Our writers may be breathing methylene chloride from time to time, so please stay tuned!
Billy K.
About Us
Q: Is it true that hyenas can change sexes?
A: No mammal can do that. What is true is that the female hyena's genitals look just like the male's: she has a huge clitoris she can erect at will and even has a sack of fibrous tissue that looks like testicles.
Q: My God, why?
A: No one knows for sure. We know what it's used for: the hyena greeting ceremony. Each hyena sniffs and licks the other's genitals and erects its own penis or clitoris. It's like dogs sniffing each other's rumps. Erection is voluntary, like raising your arm.
That being said. We don't give a shit about fibrous testicles or a huge clitoris.
What we do care about is that we here at HyenasSportsCorner.com believe we were all big time talent in our high school dreams and will do anything we can to make us feel better than we actually are.
Feel free to comment in any matter you see fit. We will not moderate
Enjoy!
Team Hyenas!
A: No mammal can do that. What is true is that the female hyena's genitals look just like the male's: she has a huge clitoris she can erect at will and even has a sack of fibrous tissue that looks like testicles.
Q: My God, why?
A: No one knows for sure. We know what it's used for: the hyena greeting ceremony. Each hyena sniffs and licks the other's genitals and erects its own penis or clitoris. It's like dogs sniffing each other's rumps. Erection is voluntary, like raising your arm.
That being said. We don't give a shit about fibrous testicles or a huge clitoris.
What we do care about is that we here at HyenasSportsCorner.com believe we were all big time talent in our high school dreams and will do anything we can to make us feel better than we actually are.
Feel free to comment in any matter you see fit. We will not moderate
Enjoy!
Team Hyenas!
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